How to introduce myself...
I met a woman, was a worker in a sex shop once, so for fun, I asked her what she'd think I would purchase if I ever entered her shop.
(I know, I should have said 'came in her shop', but that's just a little too obvious, isn't it?)
Anyway, without missing a beat, she says, "Inflatible sheep."
Is there already an assumed-sheep-fucker on the board?
Anyway, 30, my professional title is Solutions Developer, and I pretend to be funny on Sundays and Wednesdays as the good lord intended.
This is me
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SociallyUnacceptable
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Welcome to the mayhem!
Manager= The poor bastard who got screwed with all of the paperwork.
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TorresLLNM
- You Drink
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Glad to see you on the board man.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
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Welcome. That amazing woman must have an eye for sheepfuckers.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Welcome to the MadHouse!
Drinks are in the fridge, just dont drink the stuff labeled "Bone's Lair Experiment"... trust me
Drinks are in the fridge, just dont drink the stuff labeled "Bone's Lair Experiment"... trust me
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote! - Benjamin Franklin
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Thankee.SociallyUnacceptable wrote:Welcome to the mayhem!
Liar.J.C. wrote:Glad to see you on the board man.
More pics.ExProJailbait wrote:Welcome. That amazing woman must have an eye for sheepfuckers.
Noted.Bone wrote:Welcome to the MadHouse!
Drinks are in the fridge, just dont drink the stuff labeled "Bone's Lair Experiment"... trust me
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Pics really?
I will put up more, when I am done being lazy.
I will put up more, when I am done being lazy.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: This is me
Yes.futzable wrote: Is there already an assumed-sheep-fucker on the board?
Bro Scro.
Bone himself is open for debate.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
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I'm not really good with people, especially women, and have found it a lot easier just to look at them.ExProJailbait wrote:Pics really?
I will put up more, when I am done being lazy.
Guess I'll have to find some other niche...J.C. wrote:Yes.futzable wrote: Is there already an assumed-sheep-fucker on the board?
Bro Scro.
Bone himself is open for debate.