Ismael (No dick jokes, please.)

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TorresLLNM wrote:
ExProJailbait wrote:You would never get close enough to me anyway.
Besides clearly the ewok is more your type.
Good the smell of borscht makes me sick.

And he is more my type, he's less hairy.
You want to suck my what? For how many animal crackers?
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ExProJailbait wrote:You want to suck my what? For how many animal crackers?
No. Just stop trying.... Just no.
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She may be a hairy russian, but she's still hotter than you...and there aint shit you can say about that because the ewok said it...it must be true!
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Bro-Scro wrote:She may be a hairy russian, but she's still hotter than you...and there aint shit you can say about that because the ewok said it...it must be true!
Thank you but I am not hairy nor russian.
Besides Ukrainian and Russian women are not hairy, I think you are confusing them with French and Georgian (the county not the state).
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i live in georgia...the bitches down here arent hairy...its too fucking hot for that shit...
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Bro-Scro wrote:i live in georgia...the bitches down here arent hairy...its too fucking hot for that shit...
I said the country not the state. Silly Ewok.
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Bro-Scro wrote:She may be a hairy russian, but she's still hotter than you...and there aint shit you can say about that because the ewok said it...it must be true!
That's like saying your penis alot bigger than a gerbil's...
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actually i have the balls of a gerbil......

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My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Re: Ismael (No dick jokes, please.)

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TorresLLNM wrote:
Bro-Scro wrote:She may be a hairy russian, but she's still hotter than you...and there aint shit you can say about that because the ewok said it...it must be true!
That's like saying your penis alot bigger than a gerbil's...
Honestly dude you are in no position to judge who is hot and who isn't. Have you looked in the mirror lately.
So before you want to go and insult someone, stfu.
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Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
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Re: Ismael (No dick jokes, please.)

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can we get back to talking about my dick?
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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