You want to suck my what? For how many animal crackers?TorresLLNM wrote:Good the smell of borscht makes me sick.ExProJailbait wrote:You would never get close enough to me anyway.
Besides clearly the ewok is more your type.
And he is more my type, he's less hairy.
Ismael (No dick jokes, please.)
Re: Ismael (No dick jokes, please.)
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Re: Ismael (No dick jokes, please.)
No. Just stop trying.... Just no.ExProJailbait wrote:You want to suck my what? For how many animal crackers?
Too weird to live, too rare to die.
Re: Ismael (No dick jokes, please.)
She may be a hairy russian, but she's still hotter than you...and there aint shit you can say about that because the ewok said it...it must be true!
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: Ismael (No dick jokes, please.)
Thank you but I am not hairy nor russian.Bro-Scro wrote:She may be a hairy russian, but she's still hotter than you...and there aint shit you can say about that because the ewok said it...it must be true!
Besides Ukrainian and Russian women are not hairy, I think you are confusing them with French and Georgian (the county not the state).
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Ismael (No dick jokes, please.)
i live in georgia...the bitches down here arent hairy...its too fucking hot for that shit...
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: Ismael (No dick jokes, please.)
I said the country not the state. Silly Ewok.Bro-Scro wrote:i live in georgia...the bitches down here arent hairy...its too fucking hot for that shit...
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Re: Ismael (No dick jokes, please.)
That's like saying your penis alot bigger than a gerbil's...Bro-Scro wrote:She may be a hairy russian, but she's still hotter than you...and there aint shit you can say about that because the ewok said it...it must be true!
Too weird to live, too rare to die.
Re: Ismael (No dick jokes, please.)
actually i have the balls of a gerbil......


My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: Ismael (No dick jokes, please.)
Honestly dude you are in no position to judge who is hot and who isn't. Have you looked in the mirror lately.TorresLLNM wrote:That's like saying your penis alot bigger than a gerbil's...Bro-Scro wrote:She may be a hairy russian, but she's still hotter than you...and there aint shit you can say about that because the ewok said it...it must be true!
So before you want to go and insult someone, stfu.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Ismael (No dick jokes, please.)
can we get back to talking about my dick?
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun