_Sexy-Kitten_ wrote:lmfao u should have walked the dog n he wouldnt shit on ur floor lol
WOW! IS THAT ALL YOU DO? REALLY! WOW! GOD DAMN YOU SOLVED THE MOTHER FUCKING MYSTERY! YOU SHOULD HELP THE GOVERNMENT TRACKING DOWN BID LADEN!
Now tell me how to magically make him walk himself when I've been gone all day and you will have filled in all the gaps!
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
he's smaller than the bigness (my cat) at 18 lbs...he's either a cat or a very very large rodent...
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Bro-Scro wrote:he's smaller than the bigness (my cat) at 18 lbs...he's either a cat or a very very large rodent...
Your stupidity never ceases to amaze.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Bro-Scro wrote:he's smaller than the bigness (my cat) at 18 lbs...he's either a cat or a very very large rodent...
Turk is up to 18 lbs now. Your cat is just fat.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
nah...he's called his royal bigness for a reason...
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Bro-Scro wrote:nah...he's called his royal bigness for a reason...
Reason being your failure to name your pets?
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
nah..the other 2 cats are midget and ugly...i like to give descriptive names...
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun