I've got two dicks.

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Dude... WTF are you smoking tonight? And why aren't you sharing?

Then again we are near Oak Ridge
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J.C. wrote:All men have two dicks. That's what grandma told me.
She was probably just trying to be nice.
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Smoking my backup supply. Think I may have poured cleaning solution on it. My new dick loves it though. When I exhale my new dick wags and barks. It really likes this shit. Weed is supposed to be orange and turn into glitter smoke right? Tasty shit. Gives me a fiberglass taste in my mouth, but my new dick ejaculates whisky so I'm getting pretty hammered the more I hammer it.
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ExProJailbait wrote:
J.C. wrote:All men have two dicks. That's what grandma told me.
She was probably just trying to be nice.
wow. you must be fun at parties. I'm fun at parties. with my two dicks.
I can ski by leaning forward.
Beat that mother fucker.
pizza, french fry. or your gonna have a bad time. Like Sonny fucking Bono. Yea.
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J.C. wrote:
ExProJailbait wrote:
J.C. wrote:All men have two dicks. That's what grandma told me.
She was probably just trying to be nice.
wow. you must be fun at parties. I'm fun at parties. with my two dicks.
I can ski by leaning forward.
Beat that mother fucker.
pizza, french fry. or your gonna have a bad time. Like Sonny fucking Bono. Yea.
Sorry.
And you win.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
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I can play drum solos on rockband with my pants down now. with my two dicks.
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J.C. wrote:I can play drum solos on rockband with my pants down now. with my two dicks.
That is one hell of a trick.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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I'm gonna lay down and spin them and see if I can turn my junk into a helicopter and fly away!
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J.C. wrote:I can play drum solos on rockband with my pants down now. with my two dicks.
remind me to show you my hands free keyboard solo
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J.C. wrote:I'm gonna lay down and spin them and see if I can turn my junk into a helicopter and fly away!
Don't you need a license for that?
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
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