Shit that might rape you...
Re: Shit that might rape you...
THIS^!
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: Shit that might rape you...
LMAOExProJailbait wrote:But then it is not rape.J.C. wrote:Dogs can rape people. All you need is peanut butter.
Its just some fuck from Florida who got lonely with his puppy.
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Re: Shit that might rape you...
depends on if the peanutbutter was voluntary or not.ExProJailbait wrote:But then it is not rape.J.C. wrote:Dogs can rape people. All you need is peanut butter.
Its just some fuck from Florida who got lonely with his puppy.
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Re: Shit that might rape you...
yea some dude that sent pics of his BBC to hillbilly skips daughter might end zip tied and peanut buttered in a room with a rabid puggle....
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: Shit that might rape you...
How can it not be?J.C. wrote:depends on if the peanutbutter was voluntary or not.ExProJailbait wrote:But then it is not rape.J.C. wrote:Dogs can rape people. All you need is peanut butter.
Its just some fuck from Florida who got lonely with his puppy.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Shit that might rape you...
You tie them down, smear peanut butter on them, then let angry Chows or German Shepards fuck em.
I own a puggle, believe me that rape ain't hurting anyone.Bro-Scro wrote:yea some dude that sent pics of his BBC to hillbilly skips daughter might end zip tied and peanut buttered in a room with a rabid puggle....
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
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Re: Shit that might rape you...
Puggle?J.C. wrote:You tie them down, smear peanut butter on them, then let angry Chows or German Shepards fuck em.
I own a puggle, believe me that rape ain't hurting anyone.Bro-Scro wrote:yea some dude that sent pics of his BBC to hillbilly skips daughter might end zip tied and peanut buttered in a room with a rabid puggle....
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Shit that might rape you...
Think you might mean Moe...Bro-Scro wrote:yea some dude that sent pics of his BBC to hillbilly skips daughter might end zip tied and peanut buttered in a room with a rabid puggle....
And more likely would be stripping him naked, tying him to a fire ant hill with honey smeared on his cock, balls and asshole
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Re: Shit that might rape you...
JFGI^
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: Shit that might rape you...
And that would be fully justified.Bone wrote:Think you might mean Moe...Bro-Scro wrote:yea some dude that sent pics of his BBC to hillbilly skips daughter might end zip tied and peanut buttered in a room with a rabid puggle....
And more likely would be stripping him naked, tying him to a fire ant hill with honey smeared on his cock, balls and asshole
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass