I have a nickname for the revolving cohosts that return of calling them "staff". Bone sees it differently. It was actually a fan of the show that named them that. Puerto Rican Princess, Nick, and Matt are the three people I think to call if we don't have a third. Her work schedule is bad right now and Nick's back in college. We'll hear them again on air though.Bro-Scro wrote:What does that make nick?
Ep#079 - Craigslist Dating Fail
Re: Ep#079 - Craigslist Dating Fail
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
Re: Ep#079 - Craigslist Dating Fail
i hear the word staff and i think of my might ewok penis...
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: Ep#079 - Craigslist Dating Fail
Might? Sweetie even I know that the proper term for the ewok penis is more like tiny, feeble, or puny.Bro-Scro wrote:i hear the word staff and i think of my might ewok penis...
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
-
- Hack
- Posts: 105
- Joined: Sat Sep 24, 2011 10:50 pm
Re: Ep#079 - Craigslist Dating Fail
Technical question... How can the ewok be scary hairy if he waxes? And isn't one of the key traits of an ewok their mass amount of body hair?ExPro wrote: Except for maybe the freshly waxed ewok.

"You don't play in garbage chutes!"
"Well, I did do a fair amount of dumpster diving as a kid..."
"That must be why you like it back door... you're like a dirty cabbage patch kid!"
"Well, I did do a fair amount of dumpster diving as a kid..."
"That must be why you like it back door... you're like a dirty cabbage patch kid!"
-
- Sober
- Posts: 38
- Joined: Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:37 pm
Re: Ep#079 - Craigslist Dating Fail
Puerto Rican princess sounds really familiar to me. I like all of the staff, but Nick is pretty hilarious.
Re: Ep#079 - Craigslist Dating Fail
Yeah but hypothetically if say the ewok was bald on top of his head and the baldness looked shinny in say,photos, one would assume that it is some odd head waxing ewok fashion statement.DirtyCabbagePatchKid wrote:Technical question... How can the ewok be scary hairy if he waxes? And isn't one of the key traits of an ewok their mass amount of body hair?ExPro wrote: Except for maybe the freshly waxed ewok.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
-
- Sober
- Posts: 38
- Joined: Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:37 pm
Re: Ep#079 - Craigslist Dating Fail
Is there gonna be a new show before the live show?
Re: Ep#079 - Craigslist Dating Fail
yep
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
Re: Ep#079 - Craigslist Dating Fail
see {url=http://www.boneslair.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=774]This Thread{/url]ugliestever wrote:Is there gonna be a new show before the live show?
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote! - Benjamin Franklin
Join my Music Revolution http://www.djbone.com
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote! - Benjamin Franklin
Join my Music Revolution http://www.djbone.com
Re: Ep#079 - Craigslist Dating Fail
He can't wax. He might accidentally remove his penis.DirtyCabbagePatchKid wrote:Technical question... How can the ewok be scary hairy if he waxes? And isn't one of the key traits of an ewok their mass amount of body hair?ExPro wrote: Except for maybe the freshly waxed ewok.