I wonder what her reaction was like when she found out about what it was. Besides it's in the name dammit. Anything with "roofie" in the name should not be your drink of choice.J.C. wrote:Very true story: About a year ago my girlfriend was working at Urban Bar here in Knoxville as a server. A girl came in and asked for a "roofiecolata" because her friends kept saying she needed one so she'd be less uptight. She had no fucking clue. I would have KILLED to have been the person to explain that to her.
Ok this teaser shit has got to end!
Re: Ok this teaser shit has got to end!
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Ok this teaser shit has got to end!
if you are easy the drink is a waste of time, i'd say get you to shoot some vodka then head back to the van for a little fun fun happy time. but thats only if you are a slut, if not, i've got a hammer....ExProJailbait wrote:If you really want to, not saying I will drink it though. I don't like pina colladas, I prefer less sweet things.lolBro-Scro wrote:10 parts pina collada
1 part ruphynol
its easy and effective, would you like me to make you one?
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: Ok this teaser shit has got to end!
I'm not a slut, but now I see what it takes for YOU to get laid.Bro-Scro wrote:if you are easy the drink is a waste of time, i'd say get you to shoot some vodka then head back to the van for a little fun fun happy time. but thats only if you are a slut, if not, i've got a hammer....ExProJailbait wrote:If you really want to, not saying I will drink it though. I don't like pina colladas, I prefer less sweet things.lolBro-Scro wrote:10 parts pina collada
1 part ruphynol
its easy and effective, would you like me to make you one?
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Ok this teaser shit has got to end!
She didn't understand the word roofie.ExProJailbait wrote:I wonder what her reaction was like when she found out about what it was. Besides it's in the name dammit. Anything with "roofie" in the name should not be your drink of choice.J.C. wrote:Very true story: About a year ago my girlfriend was working at Urban Bar here in Knoxville as a server. A girl came in and asked for a "roofiecolata" because her friends kept saying she needed one so she'd be less uptight. She had no fucking clue. I would have KILLED to have been the person to explain that to her.
And bro-sco isn't used to sex without the words "the money is on the dresser" or "does the pimp have to watch".
So I just listened to some of the new episode. Who wants it first?
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
Re: Ok this teaser shit has got to end!
I do! I do! Lmao.J.C. wrote:She didn't understand the word roofie.ExProJailbait wrote:I wonder what her reaction was like when she found out about what it was. Besides it's in the name dammit. Anything with "roofie" in the name should not be your drink of choice.J.C. wrote:Very true story: About a year ago my girlfriend was working at Urban Bar here in Knoxville as a server. A girl came in and asked for a "roofiecolata" because her friends kept saying she needed one so she'd be less uptight. She had no fucking clue. I would have KILLED to have been the person to explain that to her.
And bro-sco isn't used to sex without the words "the money is on the dresser" or "does the pimp have to watch".
So I just listened to some of the new episode. Who wants it first?
So does Bro-Scro pay double to give roofies to hookers, or does he get a discount as a valued customer?
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Ok this teaser shit has got to end!
I think its called "frequent fucker miles".
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
Re: Ok this teaser shit has got to end!
Sounds promising.J.C. wrote:I think its called "frequent fucker miles".
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Ok this teaser shit has got to end!
LMAO!J.C. wrote:I think its called "frequent fucker miles".
Okay heads up... show is uploading now.... Should be available in about 45 minutes. Its a little extra long to help make up for the long wait!
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Re: Ok this teaser shit has got to end!
So the new episode will be available today?Bone wrote:LMAO!J.C. wrote:I think its called "frequent fucker miles".
Okay heads up... show is uploading now.... Should be available in about 45 minutes. Its a little extra long to help make up for the long wait!
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Ok this teaser shit has got to end!
Well, if you really want me too, I can wait till tomorrow to make it availableExProJailbait wrote:So the new episode will be available today?Bone wrote:LMAO!J.C. wrote:I think its called "frequent fucker miles".
Okay heads up... show is uploading now.... Should be available in about 45 minutes. Its a little extra long to help make up for the long wait!
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote! - Benjamin Franklin
Join my Music Revolution http://www.djbone.com
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote! - Benjamin Franklin
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