Ok this teaser shit has got to end!

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Re: Ok this teaser shit has got to end!

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J.C. wrote:Very true story: About a year ago my girlfriend was working at Urban Bar here in Knoxville as a server. A girl came in and asked for a "roofiecolata" because her friends kept saying she needed one so she'd be less uptight. She had no fucking clue. I would have KILLED to have been the person to explain that to her.
I wonder what her reaction was like when she found out about what it was. Besides it's in the name dammit. Anything with "roofie" in the name should not be your drink of choice.
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Re: Ok this teaser shit has got to end!

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ExProJailbait wrote:
Bro-Scro wrote:10 parts pina collada
1 part ruphynol

its easy and effective, would you like me to make you one?
If you really want to, not saying I will drink it though. I don't like pina colladas, I prefer less sweet things.lol
if you are easy the drink is a waste of time, i'd say get you to shoot some vodka then head back to the van for a little fun fun happy time. but thats only if you are a slut, if not, i've got a hammer....
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Re: Ok this teaser shit has got to end!

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Bro-Scro wrote:
ExProJailbait wrote:
Bro-Scro wrote:10 parts pina collada
1 part ruphynol

its easy and effective, would you like me to make you one?
If you really want to, not saying I will drink it though. I don't like pina colladas, I prefer less sweet things.lol
if you are easy the drink is a waste of time, i'd say get you to shoot some vodka then head back to the van for a little fun fun happy time. but thats only if you are a slut, if not, i've got a hammer....
I'm not a slut, but now I see what it takes for YOU to get laid.
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Re: Ok this teaser shit has got to end!

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ExProJailbait wrote:
J.C. wrote:Very true story: About a year ago my girlfriend was working at Urban Bar here in Knoxville as a server. A girl came in and asked for a "roofiecolata" because her friends kept saying she needed one so she'd be less uptight. She had no fucking clue. I would have KILLED to have been the person to explain that to her.
I wonder what her reaction was like when she found out about what it was. Besides it's in the name dammit. Anything with "roofie" in the name should not be your drink of choice.
She didn't understand the word roofie.
And bro-sco isn't used to sex without the words "the money is on the dresser" or "does the pimp have to watch".

So I just listened to some of the new episode. Who wants it first?
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Re: Ok this teaser shit has got to end!

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J.C. wrote:
ExProJailbait wrote:
J.C. wrote:Very true story: About a year ago my girlfriend was working at Urban Bar here in Knoxville as a server. A girl came in and asked for a "roofiecolata" because her friends kept saying she needed one so she'd be less uptight. She had no fucking clue. I would have KILLED to have been the person to explain that to her.
I wonder what her reaction was like when she found out about what it was. Besides it's in the name dammit. Anything with "roofie" in the name should not be your drink of choice.
She didn't understand the word roofie.
And bro-sco isn't used to sex without the words "the money is on the dresser" or "does the pimp have to watch".

So I just listened to some of the new episode. Who wants it first?
I do! I do! Lmao.
So does Bro-Scro pay double to give roofies to hookers, or does he get a discount as a valued customer?
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I think its called "frequent fucker miles".
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J.C. wrote:I think its called "frequent fucker miles".
Sounds promising.
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J.C. wrote:I think its called "frequent fucker miles".
LMAO!

Okay heads up... show is uploading now.... Should be available in about 45 minutes. Its a little extra long to help make up for the long wait!
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Re: Ok this teaser shit has got to end!

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Bone wrote:
J.C. wrote:I think its called "frequent fucker miles".
LMAO!

Okay heads up... show is uploading now.... Should be available in about 45 minutes. Its a little extra long to help make up for the long wait!
So the new episode will be available today?
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Re: Ok this teaser shit has got to end!

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ExProJailbait wrote:
Bone wrote:
J.C. wrote:I think its called "frequent fucker miles".
LMAO!

Okay heads up... show is uploading now.... Should be available in about 45 minutes. Its a little extra long to help make up for the long wait!
So the new episode will be available today?
Well, if you really want me too, I can wait till tomorrow to make it available
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