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Scary Expro?

Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2011 12:01 am
by ExPro
Dear Bone's lair,
It would appear that I scare away men. This comes somewhat as a surprise to me, as I am not of a particularly terrifying variety, and yet some cower in my presence.Recently I had been on a few dates, and I scared away all the guys. T_T
They typically like me, up until they are done talking about themselves and ask my opinion on something.
It would appear that to appeal to men in NYC I should just smile and nod, say all the right things and play dumb while stroking their ego. This revelation has led me to debate if I should drop the straight half of my sexuality. Though I tend to prefer men sexually, this is really starting to annoy. Of course women are not without flaws, but I rather put up with the PMS of a woman than that of a man as a woman's PMS lasts only a week or so, but the PMS of a NYC hipster is a life long struggle.
In short, should I simply give up on men?

Thank you very much for reading my somewhat alcohol influenced plea for help.

Re: Scary Expro?

Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2011 5:55 am
by RayWen
Simply put, you would seem to be too smart for them.

From what we've gathered in your posts and the visit to the lair you are not the bimbo that most men seek. The are lured in by your beauty, yet when they find out you're not their "fuck me and follow me around eye candy" they panic.

Re: Scary Expro?

Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 1:23 am
by ExPro
RayWen wrote:Simply put, you would seem to be too smart for them.

From what we've gathered in your posts and the visit to the lair you are not the bimbo that most men seek. The are lured in by your beauty, yet when they find out you're not their "fuck me and follow me around eye candy" they panic.
It would appear so.
The scary part is I am not that smart, so if my average intelligence scares men away I wonder just how stupid I need to be considered acceptable.

Re: Scary Expro?

Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 3:02 am
by Bro-Scro
expro, i'm auditioning for a pet rock, alls you have to do is have a pulse, be good looking and fuck me on occasion....

Re: Scary Expro?

Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 6:57 pm
by RayWen
Bro-Scro wrote:expro, i'm auditioning for a pet rock, alls you have to do is have a pulse, be good looking and fuck me on occasion....
You'd have to be pretty stoned to even think of digging out the tweezers for you.

Re: Scary Expro?

Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 7:52 pm
by J.C.
Stay single. Listen to Bone's lair.

Re: Scary Expro?

Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 9:24 pm
by RayWen
J.C. wrote:Stay single. Listen to Bone's lair.
We're married and have a girlfriend. Your argument is invalid.

Re: Scary Expro?

Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 11:48 pm
by ExPro
Bro-Scro wrote:expro, i'm auditioning for a pet rock, alls you have to do is have a pulse, be good looking and fuck me on occasion....
I don't have tweezers that small. Besides I am bi sexual, meaning I like men and women, ewoks are a separate gender all together.

Re: Scary Expro?

Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 11:49 pm
by ExPro
J.C. wrote:Stay single. Listen to Bone's lair.
Yeah because Bone's lair acts like a fucking buffer for any potential dates. Thank you guys. I might as well start buy cats while I am at it.

Re: Scary Expro?

Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 11:55 pm
by ExPro
I had a date fro friday, but not anymore.
I linked a guy to the show, 10 min later I get a call that he is suddenly sick.... really? All of a sudden he is sick huh?
:evil: :evil: :evil: