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Dear Bone's Lair;
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2011 8:41 pm
by J.C.
The advice column. All questions will be answered on air.
Real world questions being raped by the Bone's Lair staff.
Give me your best Dear Abby posts fuckers.
Re: Dear Bone's Lair;
Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 12:36 am
by EnvyLCC
*COUGH* EnvyLCC used to have a successful advice column. Just sayin. *COUGHCOUGHCOUGH*
I have the croup, sorry.
Re: Dear Bone's Lair;
Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 3:43 pm
by SociallyUnacceptable
Dear Bone's Lair,
Is it wrong to like wolf pussy? I just love me a hairy piece of pussy. I know ive set myself up for a verbal raping, but that 1970s pussy is hot!
Re: Dear Bone's Lair;
Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:32 pm
by J.C.
EnvyLCC wrote:*COUGH* EnvyLCC used to have a successful advice column. Just sayin. *COUGHCOUGHCOUGH*
I have the croup, sorry.
Oh I don't want anything in this column to be successful.
Re: Dear Bone's Lair;
Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 6:02 pm
by Bro-Scro
whats the best way to get laid when you look like an ewok with less personality and a drinking problem?
Re: Dear Bone's Lair;
Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:29 pm
by SociallyUnacceptable
Bro-Scro wrote:whats the best way to get laid when you look like an ewok with less personality and a drinking problem?
Fuck a shih tzu. It looks the same as an ewok. And when youre done having your way with it, you can take it to an asian restaurant and they will turn it into an egg roll for you.
Re: Dear Bone's Lair;
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:08 am
by EnvyLCC
J.C. wrote:EnvyLCC wrote:*COUGH* EnvyLCC used to have a successful advice column. Just sayin. *COUGHCOUGHCOUGH*
I have the croup, sorry.
Oh I don't want anything in this column to be successful.
I got sales. I never said it was successful advice.
& I had to quit because there were too many questions and they couldn't pay me more.
Re: Dear Bone's Lair;
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 6:48 am
by RayWen
Asking for advice from this crowd is like asking a piranha to trim your crotch hairs.
Re: Dear Bone's Lair;
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 7:11 am
by TorresLLNM
RayWen wrote:Asking for advice from this crowd is like asking a piranha to trim your crotch hairs.
Amazonian wax anyone?
Re: Dear Bone's Lair;
Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 1:22 pm
by ExPro
Dear Bone's Lair,
I have decided to get a breast reduction because of a certain ewok. Do you think I should keep my tits at size A or double A?
I thought I would go for whatever looks like a prepubescent child might do the trick, although a flat plank shape is also very appealing.