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kitten...you missed the memo...as a rule of thumb...dont beat your wife/girlfriend with a stick bigger around than your thumb...that is all
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yea....well thats good...leave my beer alone!
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Oh see I was going to ask about that too.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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LMAO See rumor has it that red bull taste like bull piss so I just assumed that donkey piss and bull piss taste the same. I love red bull tho lol IT GIVES YOU WINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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So you admit to liking both donkey and bull piss and thus red bull and beer. Way to go back on what said there_Sexy-Kitten_ wrote:LMAO See rumor has it that red bull taste like bull piss so I just assumed that donkey piss and bull piss taste the same. I love red bull tho lol IT GIVES YOU WINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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That sentence is getting quoted on the next show. It made my brain hurt. That is just wrong on sooooo many levels._Sexy-Kitten_ wrote:Dude beer taste like donkey piss....
I read this as "dude piss" as in man piss as in golden shower. That lack of a comma just made me think of Bro Scro kneeled under a donkey pissing on his face to get drunk.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
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To J.C.: I have no comment for that except that I laughed while reading that lol
To Home-wrecker: Well I don't like donkey piss, I don't know what it taste like; I just heard it taste similar to bull piss. Which they say Red Bull taste like bull piss, however I don't care cause I love Red Bull, I drink it and get hyper. I made the mistake one time of drinking a big can of red bull, while barely slept and had nothing in my system. When I crashed, I was sweating just from standing up, it was funny cause then I stuffed my face and fell asleep....sounds weird lol
To Home-wrecker: Well I don't like donkey piss, I don't know what it taste like; I just heard it taste similar to bull piss. Which they say Red Bull taste like bull piss, however I don't care cause I love Red Bull, I drink it and get hyper. I made the mistake one time of drinking a big can of red bull, while barely slept and had nothing in my system. When I crashed, I was sweating just from standing up, it was funny cause then I stuffed my face and fell asleep....sounds weird lol
Fuck it.