Shit that might rape you...
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My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: Shit that might rape you...
That would be eye rape wouldn't it?Bro-Scro wrote:fuckin a right, you should see me in person.....
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Even if it is not, it will still cause blindness.RayWen wrote:That would be eye rape wouldn't it?Bro-Scro wrote:fuckin a right, you should see me in person.....
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Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Re: Shit that might rape you...
Shit that will rape you:
Expro.... provided you're up to her uppity level.
Expro.... provided you're up to her uppity level.
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Oh that is brilliant right there maybe next time you get a thought, just let it go genius .TorresLLNM wrote:Shit that will rape you:
Expro.... provided you're up to her uppity level.
...jackass.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Re: Shit that might rape you...
Expro would try to rape me...but my level of awesome would cause her to pass out....and by level of awesome i mean anal rot from drinking too much beer...i can blow a vulture off a shit wagon
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
Re: Shit that might rape you...
Why would I try to rape you?Bro-Scro wrote:Expro would try to rape me...but my level of awesome would cause her to pass out....and by level of awesome i mean anal rot from drinking too much beer...i can blow a vulture off a shit wagon
I may find you funny, but that is where it ends.
As for the rest of that comment....ew.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Re: Shit that might rape you...
Why can't you play along just ONCE instead of KILLING EVERY JOKE THAT INVOLVES YOU? Lol.ExProJailbait wrote:Why would I try to rape you?
I may find you funny, but that is where it ends.
As for the rest of that comment....ew.
Too weird to live, too rare to die.
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^^^^^TorresLLNM wrote:Why can't you play along just ONCE instead of KILLING EVERY JOKE THAT INVOLVES YOU? Lol.ExProJailbait wrote:Why would I try to rape you?
I may find you funny, but that is where it ends.
As for the rest of that comment....ew.
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Re: Shit that might rape you...
Why can't you just pass up the temptation to pick on my comment.TorresLLNM wrote:Why can't you play along just ONCE instead of KILLING EVERY JOKE THAT INVOLVES YOU? Lol.ExProJailbait wrote:Why would I try to rape you?
I may find you funny, but that is where it ends.
As for the rest of that comment....ew.
I know it is difficult, but please do not unleash your douchbaggery on almost every post that I do.
Not a good day dude, so fuck off.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass