Bone's Lair

Bone wrote:

ExProJailbait wrote:

J.C. wrote:Me? I'm harmless. Lemme buy you a drink. Its just for you. Drink it like a shot. Quick now. Tastes like candy doesn't it? Now have a seat and lets talk about the future...

Future? Wow that is unexpected.

Careful, he's checking to see if you still have hope

Hope? WTF am I supposed to hope for? A 25 cent raise to my shitty minimum wage job? Lmao, nah hope is for the very young or those who have the funds to afford it.

you arent on a pole yet....you still have hope...if you were maybe the bones layer cast and crew might come to see you...

Bro-Scro wrote:you arent on a pole yet....you still have hope...if you were maybe the bones layer cast and crew might come to see you...

Don't feel bad, we'd probably all come to see her. Ex pro would make a small fortune off of all of us. If the day comes and she does get on a pole, we'd all better have reserved seating. I could just see that ,all of us piling out of the molesto van bottles spilling out onto the ground, everybody skips hand in hand into the tittie bar like its the fucking mickey mouse club....

SociallyUnacceptable wrote:

Bro-Scro wrote:you arent on a pole yet....you still have hope...if you were maybe the bones layer cast and crew might come to see you...

Don't feel bad, we'd probably all come to see her. Ex pro would make a small fortune off of all of us. If the day comes and she does get on a pole, we'd all better have reserved seating. I could just see that ,all of us piling out of the molesto van bottles spilling out onto the ground, everybody skips hand in hand into the tittie bar like its the fucking mickey mouse club....

Lmao. Nah I will get a website before I get on the pole. But in reality neither of those will happen, I may not have hope, but I will not get on the pole for fear of it making me crazy. Every stripper I have known is bat-shit fucking out of her mind.

hey now...i like strippers, they sit in my lap and tell me how funny and good looking i am!

Bro-Scro wrote:hey now...i like strippers, they sit in my lap and tell me how funny and good looking i am!

Another reason I can't be a stripper is I am a very bad liar.

fuck you...beautiful women would never lie to me about me being good looking and funny!

Bro-Scro wrote:fuck you...beautiful women would never lie to me about me being good looking and funny!

Is that what they told you?
You are funny though, I'll give you that.

angry ewok-micro Scro wrote:fuck you...beautiful women would never lie to me about me being funny looking!

Fixed!

ExProJailbait wrote:

Bro-Scro wrote:hey now...i like strippers, they sit in my lap and tell me how funny and good looking i am!

Another reason I can't be a stripper is I am a very bad liar.

Win