Do you remember...
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Well played Expro, well played!! You never have to fear mocking a tattoo artist, unless he is tattooing you. Then he has needles and the ability to hide cocks in your tattoo.
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Yeah I am fully aware of that. I find it hard to make make fun of tattoo artists because I know I cannot tattoo people, let alone doing it well. I respect those who can.ninja999 wrote:Well played Expro, well played!! You never have to fear mocking a tattoo artist, unless he is tattooing you. Then he has needles and the ability to hide cocks in your tattoo.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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What did a cock faced baboon do to you to insult him by comparing him to JC?Fallen wrote:Expro,
Apologies, mainly that was directed at JC. Lived with that cock-faced baboon for 4 years. But I appreciate the attempt even without not knowing me that well.
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Well it's like this. Listening to JC after 7 years, you just can't drown him out or ignore him. His intense high pitched speech patterns are reminiscent of a monkey screeching. Also, being the walking talking erection he is, you know, one giant prick... You just mash that all together and you get a cock faced baboon. The scary part is going to be when he spawns.
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Good thing JC seems to like hate mail.Fallen wrote:Well it's like this. Listening to JC after 7 years, you just can't drown him out or ignore him. His intense high pitched speech patterns are reminiscent of a monkey screeching. Also, being the walking talking erection he is, you know, one giant prick... You just mash that all together and you get a cock faced baboon. The scary part is going to be when he spawns.
This is hilarious btw, maybe it is a good thing I have not known him for 7 years.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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DirtyCabbagePatchKid
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JC is going to spawn???Fallen wrote:Well it's like this. Listening to JC after 7 years, you just can't drown him out or ignore him. His intense high pitched speech patterns are reminiscent of a monkey screeching. Also, being the walking talking erection he is, you know, one giant prick... You just mash that all together and you get a cock faced baboon. The scary part is going to be when he spawns.
"You don't play in garbage chutes!"
"Well, I did do a fair amount of dumpster diving as a kid..."
"That must be why you like it back door... you're like a dirty cabbage patch kid!"
"Well, I did do a fair amount of dumpster diving as a kid..."
"That must be why you like it back door... you're like a dirty cabbage patch kid!"
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SociallyUnacceptable
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I don't know whether to be happy or sad that I didn't make the list.
Manager= The poor bastard who got screwed with all of the paperwork.
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meh my micro peen made a girls butt bleed once...it was good fun plus it looke like i slaughtered someone with a half used pencil....
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Good thing.SociallyUnacceptable wrote:I don't know whether to be happy or sad that I didn't make the list.
...and then you woke up.Bro-Scro wrote:meh my micro peen made a girls butt bleed once...it was good fun plus it looke like i slaughtered someone with a half used pencil....
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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Scary.DirtyCabbagePatchKid wrote:JC is going to spawn???Fallen wrote:Well it's like this. Listening to JC after 7 years, you just can't drown him out or ignore him. His intense high pitched speech patterns are reminiscent of a monkey screeching. Also, being the walking talking erection he is, you know, one giant prick... You just mash that all together and you get a cock faced baboon. The scary part is going to be when he spawns.
Please see this thread.