You're missing the whole point._Sexy-Kitten_ wrote:Well that is his fault, lay off the booze
Hate Mail?
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Too weird to live, too rare to die.
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Forum newbie, you do not get the joke that was introduced before you joined the forums.
I will explain it later.
I will explain it later.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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no it never does. Honestly I mean this in all respect, I think you miss the point of the hate mail on this note. I WANT people that are dumb enough to get offended to tell me why. I've got alot of time to fill for my comedy (so-called). It honestly fuels me. And we get it. And its my easiest target for jokes. When i did standup (about to start again, totally different than what i do on the show) my prayers are for a heckler. A crowd of them. I'll tear that shit apart._Sexy-Kitten_ wrote:No problem, its actually a very funny show. Well at some point hate mail gets annoying.
Don't play the drinking game. We are NOT responsible for any accidents, dumpings, divorces, or firings that occur over the substance abuse cause by our show.
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
"JC drunk is like 'hey lets hand this random guy a shotgun and see what happens'"
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Lol it must be fun to annoy the people in the audience who have the nerve to try to bother you while you doing ur stand up.
Fuck it.
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oh man if i ever see him do standup i'm gonna heckle the shit out of him....YES!
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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wouldnt be the first time it happened...
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Dude that is so gross but there was this guy who once had to get his asshole stitched because some guy gave him such a bad wedgie that it ripped his asshole open even more lmao It was sad but so funny
Fuck it.
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Wow. How the hell did he manage to do that??_Sexy-Kitten_ wrote:Dude that is so gross but there was this guy who once had to get his asshole stitched because some guy gave him such a bad wedgie that it ripped his asshole open even more lmao It was sad but so funny
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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I think he pulled the guy's underwear so far over his head that the fabric just ripped the skin...lmao nasty but kind of funny it was on bully beatdown
Fuck it.