Well, a pair of tits would need fingers to type, right?[/quote]
Unfortunately, all she is is tits with fingers, bless her little heart.
Not necessarily, if they could teach their nipples to type. Now that would be a super power in itself...
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Not necessarily, if they could teach their nipples to type. Now that would be a super power in itself...
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my super power would have to be the power of flatulence. i've been known to clear entire floors of buildings. i should've been one of the mystery men
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Seems kind of fitting. You'd be playing the superhero played by a dude who got busted for spanking it.SociallyUnacceptable wrote:my super power would have to be the power of flatulence. i've been known to clear entire floors of buildings. i should've been one of the mystery men
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peewee herman?
My right hand holds a vile of trainqualizers
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
My left hand holds a loaded .38
I've got a young girl who's anticipating romance
And now the only little love that's left is a loaded gun
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Heard he is releasing a cook book soon.Bro-Scro wrote:peewee herman?
Suppose to have an incredible recipe for Beef Stroganoff
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suprised he wasn't the one caught throttling the boss at the harry potter movie
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does being a douchey fuck count?
What?
What do you mean "Conform to societal standards"?
How about fuck you.
What do you mean "Conform to societal standards"?
How about fuck you.
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There are so many of those already.Omicron Nexus wrote:does being a douchey fuck count?
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
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damn.ExProJailbait wrote:There are so many of those already.Omicron Nexus wrote:does being a douchey fuck count?
how 'bout compulsive clicking power?
i can click a mouse 157 times in 10 seconds.
What?
What do you mean "Conform to societal standards"?
How about fuck you.
What do you mean "Conform to societal standards"?
How about fuck you.
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Um kinda strange, but I don't really care much.Omicron Nexus wrote:damn.ExProJailbait wrote:There are so many of those already.Omicron Nexus wrote:does being a douchey fuck count?
how 'bout compulsive clicking power?
i can click a mouse 157 times in 10 seconds.
Difference between porn store and sex shop:
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass
Sex is what you do with your socially awkward partner, porn is what better looking people (than you) get payed to do.
TSA= Touching Someone's Ass