Rick Santorum drinking game...Makes these debates watchable.

[Bro-Scro]

In anticipation of tonight’s AZ Republican debate, airing at 8 pm Eastern time on CNN, we bring you the Official Santorum Exposed Republican Debate Drinking Game rules. In order to get the proper effect, you might want to consider drinking Communion wine for this game.
Official Rules
Drink once if Rick says:
Marriage
Christian
Judeo-Christian
Islam
Muslim
Satan
DOMA
Prenatal testing
Sanctity
Life
Values
Sexual freedom
Contraception
Abortion
Obama
Liberal
Conservative
Tea party
Iran
Homosexual
Europe
Secular
China
Grandfather
Coalminer
Coal fields
Global warming hoax
Drink twice if Rick says:
Black people
Gay friend
Ahmadinejad
Radical environmentalist
Radical Islam
Terror is a tactic
9th Circuit
Theology
Bigot
Hater
World War II
Woodstock
Orgy
Christendom
The Crusades
War on Religion
Fracking
Chug the entire jug of wine if Rick says:
Hitler
They want to get you hooked and make you dependent
Drug dealer
Man on dog
Gathering storm
Islamo-Fascist
12th Imam
Full spectrum conservative
The Father of Lies
If you plan on watching the debate and following our rules, we recommend calling in sick to work before the debate begins. Also, please have a designated driver for the next week or so.

[J.C.]

This post is kinda awesome.

[DirtyCabbagePatchKid]

In anticipation of tonight’s AZ Republican debate, airing at 8 pm Eastern time on CNN, we bring you the Official Santorum Exposed Republican Debate Drinking Game rules. In order to get the proper effect, you might want to consider drinking Communion wine for this game.
Official Rules
Drink once if Rick says:
Marriage
Christian
Judeo-Christian
Islam
Muslim
Satan
DOMA
Prenatal testing
Sanctity
Life
Values
Sexual freedom
Contraception
Abortion
Obama
Liberal
Conservative
Tea party
Iran
Homosexual
Europe
Secular
China
Grandfather
Coalminer
Coal fields
Global warming hoax
Drink twice if Rick says:
Black people
Gay friend
Ahmadinejad
Radical environmentalist
Radical Islam
Terror is a tactic
9th Circuit
Theology
Bigot
Hater
World War II
Woodstock
Orgy
Christendom
The Crusades
War on Religion
Fracking
Chug the entire jug of wine if Rick says:
Hitler
They want to get you hooked and make you dependent
Drug dealer
Man on dog
Gathering storm
Islamo-Fascist
12th Imam
Full spectrum conservative
The Father of Lies
If you plan on watching the debate and following our rules, we recommend calling in sick to work before the debate begins. Also, please have a designated driver for the next week or so.

And this is where alcohol poisoning starts....

[Bro-Scro]

nah thats where it ends...it starts with a pregame listening to bones lair to get my liver warmed up...

[SociallyUnacceptable]

This is where bad decisions and kids come from. Do we have a drinking game set up for election night?

[J.C.]

This should be read on air next show